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Nothing gives me more pleasure (At least at this moment) to announce that the child molesting singer/dancer Michael Jackson is DEAD. About time. Earlier today I felt a very large breeze come through my windows, finding this strange because the air had been still all day I went to the window sill to investigate. I was totally wrong, that was NOT a breeze coming through my window but a combined sigh of relief coming from all the children in the United States at the same time. I then turned on the news and find that Michael Jackson is dead. NOW it all makes sense. LOL.

He whined, cried foul and threw hissy fits and pleaded with his fans to help him (Not to mention throwing millions of dollars to the offended family) to get out of court proceedings on several occasions. I felt as though our legal system had somehow failed us when this was allowed to happen, and it did.

People say “You can’t judge him, only God can judge him” and they are 100% totally correct in their accessment, I can’t judge him because today God has in fact done just that. I may not be able to judge people but I CAN speak the truth and carry a big stick

Can you imagine THAT conversation when Michael Jackson gets to meet his maker?

Burn baby burn, and it ain’t no musical bitch.

Trunkneck out

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
May 21, 2009

Contact: Darlene Yuhas     (609) 984-1795
             Elaine Makatura  (609) 292-2994

(09/P8) TRENTON – As New Jerseyans prepare to celebrate the unofficial start of summer, Department of Environmental Protection Acting Commissioner Mark N. Mauriello today invited residents and visitors to cool off close to home at one of 14 swimming areas opening Saturday in the state’s parks, forests and recreation areas.

“Get away this holiday weekend without going far away. There’s a state park, forest or recreation area within a short drive from nearly every New Jersey town, and affordable amenities including swimming, fishing, picnicking and camping,” Commissioner Mauriello said.

Following the holiday weekend, most swimming areas will be open daily.

Select areas will open on a modified schedule until more lifeguards are available. Bass River State Forest, Cheesequake State Park and Parvin State Park will be open for swimming Friday through Tuesday, while Atsion Recreation Area and Belleplain State Forest will operate Wednesday through Sunday.

Stokes State Forest will offer swimming only on weekends until later in the summer. The ocean swimming area at Island Beach State Park will be open only on weekends through June 14, and then will operate seven days a week.

In addition, all other state parks and forests without swimming areas will be open to the public this weekend.

For more information, visit www.njparksandforests.org